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Im 26 years old and dont look a day over 12. I just got a new job as an executive assist for an awesome company. I'm really bad at waking up or being pleasant in the morning. I hate it and thats that! Simply put, I am a loud, obnoxious, alcohol drinking, cigarette smoking, burger king eating, mood swinging, always sarcastic weirdo. I tell the same jokes over and over and laugh everytime. I hate walking because I'm probably the laziest human being on earth. I go out boozing during the week and pay for it the next day. Somehow I manage to never learn my lesson. I don't like to read, I don't like to do "real" stuff...it interferes with my loafing on the couch with a coorslight in one hand and a marlboro light 100 in the other. I don't know why I smoke the 100's still??? As if the reggies aren't enough...? Anywho....I eat buffalo chicken ciabattas atleast 2 times a week along with chicken galore every weekend and I ponder the idea of why I'm gaining weight. I go to local dive bars and I like it. I can't cook, I hate cleaning, I hate picking up after people so chances are...I'd probably be a bad housewife. I love all types of music and I'm known to do a mean robot. I'm constantly text messaging my friends, so much that i had to get a new upgrade text messaging package. I'm usually pretty embarrassing when I go out so the next day I try to keep myself busy so I don't remember anything I did. If it just so happens that I start having a flashback...ehh its nothing alittle alcohol can't fix. I hate paying bills but who does...really. I'm always hungry & I love going out to eat. And lastly, I'm obsessed with Michael Jackson and if you don't like him you're gay....PERIOD!

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